it'a me... i've been drawing dicks. would you like to see them? they're very pretty

Anonymous

yeah man show me


posted on Aug 22 with 1 note
tagged: #Anonymous

slayboybunny:

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life


posted on Aug 22 from jesuschristvevo © slayboybunny with 12,399 notes

mischiefandlightningがあなたの投稿に返信しました:*puts vodka in a sippy cup*
i’ve done this before johnathan it’s the worst idea

Inspiration 


posted on Aug 22 with 1 note
Fun fact: you are my tumblr crush

Anonymous

I’m sorry


posted on Aug 22 with 1 note
tagged: #Anonymous

*puts vodka in a sippy cup*


posted on Aug 22 with 3 notes
tagged: #alcohol//

susemoji:

new hat


posted on Aug 22 from hocuspokeus © poyzn with 509,176 notes

I might be a 19 year old boy but I have big dreams of becoming a MILF


posted on Aug 22 with 9 notes
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Bonzi Buddy

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Bonzi Buddy


posted on Aug 22 from genderoftheday with 648 notes

posted on Aug 22 from jesuschristvevo © cooldudebro with 20,691 notes
toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT


posted on Aug 22 from spacestepmom © lolgifs.net with 285,575 notes
chickenclubsandwich:

truly a role model 

chickenclubsandwich:

truly a role model 

glowcloud:

For my anti sjw comic im gonna draw the sjw as someone who looks really annoying like…. A woman with short hair and hairy armpits, you know, like how an annoying person would look


posted on Aug 22 from weeaboo-chan © glowcloud with 1,422 notes

unseelieangel:

if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while


posted on Aug 22 from kingcheddarxvii © unseelieangel with 14,400 notes
tagged: #food

Obama = Official Bong and Marijuana Advisor


posted on Aug 22 from jesuschristvevo © 2wire693 with 3,530 notes
klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please


posted on Aug 22 from grasslilly © awwww-cute with 170,226 notes